| AB | abacus |
| AC | Achilles |
| AD | adder |
| AE | aeroplane |
| AF | Alf |
| AG | agony |
| AH | air hockey |
| AI | Artificial Intelligence |
| AJ | angel |
| AK | AK-47 |
| AL | alien |
| AM | ammunition |
| AN | ant |
| AO | aerosol |
| AP | Austin Powers |
| AQ | aquarium |
| AR | arrow |
| AS | astronaut |
| AT | Atlas |
| AU | automobile |
| AV | avenue (5th in New York) |
| AW | A&W root beer |
| AX | axe |
| BA | bagel |
| BC | bicycle |
| BD | bed |
| BE | belt |
| BF | bonfire |
| BG | borg |
| BH | bee hive |
| BI | billiards |
| BJ | blow job |
| BK | book |
| BL | bell |
| BM | bomb |
| BN | bone |
| BO | Body Odor |
| BP | backpack |
| BQ | barbeque |
| BR | bear |
| BS | Bull Shit |
| BT | boot |
| BU | bus |
| BV | beaver |
| BW | bowling |
| BX | boxer |
| CA | camera |
| CB | cab |
| CD | Compact Disc |
| CE | cue |
| CF | coffee |
| CG | cog |
| CH | cheer leader |
| CI | city |
| CJ | cudgel |
| CK | cake |
| CL | clown |
| CM | comb |
| CN | cone |
| CO | Colorado |
| CP | cop |
| CQ | cheque |
| CR | cross |
| CS | Crime Scene |
| CT | cot |
| CU | cup |
| CV | clover |
| CW | cow |
| CX | coxswain |
| DA | dark knight |
| DB | disco ball |
| DC | DC (Washington DC) |
| DE | dentist |
| DF | dufflecoat |
| DG | dog |
| DH | dough |
| DI | digger |
| DJ | Disc Jockey |
| DK | duck |
| DL | doll |
| DM | Darth Maul |
| DN | dune |
| DO | doe |
| DP | deep |
| DQ | disqualified |
| DR | dragon |
| DS | Death Star |
| DT | Dick Tracy |
| DU | Duke |
| DV | Darth Vader |
| DW | Darkwing duck |
| DX | docks |
| EA | eagle |
| EB | Emmett Brown (Back to the Future) |
| EC | ecclesiastical |
| ED | Mr. Ed |
| EF | elephant |
| EG | egg |
| EH | eh? |
| EI | eskimo |
| EJ | eject |
| EK | Eek! the cat |
| EL | elf |
| EM | emperor |
| EN | en (genderless singular pronoun) |
| EO | Eeyore |
| EP | Eponine |
| EQ | Equestrian |
| ER | Emergency Room |
| ES | esoteric |
| ET | Extra Terrestrial |
| EU | euphonium |
| EV | Evanescence |
| EW | eeeeeew! |
| EX | Excalibur |
| FA | Fat Albert |
| FB | football |
| FC | facsimile |
| FD | food |
| FE | ferris wheel |
| FG | fag |
| FH | Fire Helmet |
| FI | fiddle |
| FJ | fudge |
| FK | fork |
| FL | flour |
| FM | foam |
| FN | phone |
| FO | fossil |
| FP | flipper |
| FQ | Lord Farquaad |
| FR | fridge |
| FS | Fire Shower |
| FT | Boba Fett |
| FU | fugitive |
| FV | five |
| FW | flower |
| FX | fox |
| GA | gargoyle |
| GB | Ghost Busters |
| GC | geek car (geek squad) |
| GD | Godzilla |
| GE | gentleman |
| GF | giraffe |
| GH | Green House |
| GI | gin |
| GJ | Green Giant |
| GK | Green Knight |
| GL | globe |
| GM | Golum |
| GN | gondola |
| GO | gold |
| GP | grapes |
| GQ | GQ (the magazine) |
| GR | graduate |
| GS | ghost |
| GT | goat |
| GU | gull |
| GV | gavel |
| GW | Ghost Wagon (car of the Ghost Busters) |
| GX | Agent X (secret Agent) |
| HA | harp |
| HB | hobo |
| HC | Hi-C |
| HD | hard |
| HE | He-Man |
| HF | huff |
| HG | hang |
| HI | hippo |
| HJ | High Jump |
| HK | Captain Hook |
| HL | Hell |
| HM | hummer |
| HN | honey |
| HO | hose |
| HP | Harry Potter |
| HQ | hockey |
| HR | Hell Raiser |
| HS | Howard Stern |
| HT | hut |
| HU | hunter |
| HV | Heaven |
| HW | Home Work |
| HX | helix |
| IA | Cameraon Diaz |
| IB | I-beam |
| IC | Icarus |
| ID | Intelligent Design |
| IE | Internet Explorer |
| IF | IF (Sci-FI channel "IF" bumper) |
| IG | iguana |
| IH | Incredible Hulk |
| IJ | injured |
| IK | ink |
| IL | island |
| IM | imprisoned |
| IN | Intel (the blue guys) |
| IO | Dante's Inferno |
| IP | Ipod |
| IQ | IQ (Albert Einstein) |
| IR | iron |
| IS | ice skates |
| IT | cousin It (Adams Family) |
| IU | igloo |
| IV | Intravenous Fluid |
| IW | Y-wing (Star Wars) |
| IX | Ibex |
| JA | jar |
| JB | jukebox |
| JC | Julius Caesar |
| JD | Jack Daniel's |
| JE | Jeebs |
| JF | jelly fish |
| JG | jug |
| JH | Jabba the Hut |
| JI | Jitters |
| JK | jack-knife |
| JL | Jack O' Lantern |
| JM | Just Married |
| JN | Juggernaut (X-men) |
| JO | Joey (Friends) |
| JP | Jurassic Park |
| JQ | Jack's Quest (Jack and the bean stalk) |
| JR | JR (name/nickname) |
| JS | jester |
| JT | jet |
| JU | jungle |
| JV | jive |
| JW | jigsaw puzzle |
| JX | jacks (game with ball and metal jacks) |
| KA | kangaroo |
| KB | keyboard |
| KC | KC (name/nickname) |
| KD | Billy the Kid |
| KE | ketchup |
| KF | Kafka (Gregor from "Die Verwandlung") |
| KG | Kong (King Kong) |
| KH | kitchen holder |
| KI | kite |
| KJ | knee jerk |
| KL | Kal El (Superman) |
| KM | kimono |
| KN | knight |
| KO | koala |
| KP | Key Plaque (key to the city) |
| KQ | King/Queen (chess pieces) |
| KR | kryptonite |
| KS | Kiss |
| KT | katana |
| KU | koosh |
| KV | kevlar |
| KW | killer whale |
| KX | KIX cereal |
| LA | lamp |
| LB | Lazy Boy |
| LC | locust |
| LD | lead |
| LE | leopard |
| LF | Lord of the Flies |
| LG | lego |
| LH | Light House |
| LI | Listerine |
| LJ | lodge |
| LK | lock |
| LM | lamb |
| LN | lantern |
| LO | London |
| LP | LP (a record) |
| LQ | liquor |
| LR | liar |
| LS | Luke Skywalker |
| LT | lottery |
| LU | lute |
| LV | lava |
| LW | lawnmower |
| LX | laxative |
| MA | Ma (Whistler's Mother) |
| MB | Men in Black |
| MC | Master of Ceremonies |
| MD | media |
| ME | Me (myself) |
| MF | megaphone |
| MG | magnet |
| MH | Mohican |
| MI | Mobile Infantry |
| MJ | Mary Jane (spider man) |
| MK | monkey |
| ML | Mona Lisa |
| MN | manager |
| MO | Molasses |
| MP | mop |
| MQ | Mortal Combat |
| MR | Marvin (H2G2) |
| MS | Minos |
| MT | Minotaur |
| MU | mule |
| MV | Minivan |
| MW | Mech Warrior |
| MX | Maximus |
| NA | naseous |
| NB | Nebuchadnezzar |
| NC | Nicademus |
| ND | nude |
| NE | Neo |
| NF | knife |
| NG | Nalgene bottle |
| NH | No Hate |
| NI | nicotine |
| NJ | ninja |
| NK | Nike |
| NL | Noel |
| NM | Necromonger |
| NO | gnome |
| NP | North Pole |
| NQ | Nerf Quarterback (the nerf football) |
| NR | Nordic Track |
| NS | nest |
| NT | net |
| NU | nuclear |
| NV | navy |
| NW | No Water |
| NX | Knicks |
| OA | oatmeal |
| OB | obelisk |
| OC | octopus |
| OD | overdose |
| OE | optical effect |
| OF | outfielder |
| OG | ogre |
| OH | one-handed (Ryan Patricio, world champion one-handed 3x3) |
| OI | oil |
| OJ | OJ Simpson |
| OK | Obi-wan Kenobi |
| OL | olive |
| OM | Buddhist monk ("aum" chant) |
| ON | onion |
| OP | opera |
| OQ | Old Quill |
| OR | Orbitz |
| OS | ostrich |
| OT | Oliver Twist |
| OU | ouch! |
| OV | oven |
| OW | owl |
| OX | ox |
| PA | Pa (man from America Gothic 1930) |
| PB | polar bear |
| PC | peacock |
| PD | panda |
| PE | penguin |
| PF | Pirate Flag |
| PG | piggy bank |
| PH | pharoah |
| PI | pie |
| PJ | PJ (name/nickname) |
| PK | ice-pick |
| PL | pliers |
| PM | pram |
| PN | Peter Pan |
| PO | postman |
| PQ | Mark Twain ("mind your P's and Q's") |
| PR | Predator |
| PS | Pencil Sharpener |
| PT | pterodactyl |
| PU | Punisher |
| PV | pole vault |
| PW | power |
| PX | K-Pax |
| QA | quartz |
| QB | quarterback |
| QC | quaich |
| QD | Quidditch |
| QE | qeue |
| QF | Quake Fiend |
| QG | Qui-Gon Jinn |
| QH | Don Quixote |
| QI | Quiet! |
| QJ | squeegee |
| QK | Quark |
| QL | quail |
| QM | Quail Man |
| QN | Quinn Lewis |
| QO | Ko (a Go board) |
| QP | Quarter Pounder |
| QR | Chronicles of Riddick (Riddick) |
| QS | Q/Star trek (the character Q) |
| QT | quarantine |
| QU | quarry |
| QV | quiver |
| QW | Nestle's Quick |
| QX | quicksand |
| RA | Rancor |
| RB | Robocop |
| RC | Rubik's Cube |
| RD | Rubber Duckie |
| RE | Ren (Ren and Stimpy) |
| RF | Referee |
| RG | Rig |
| RH | Rohan |
| RI | Riddler |
| RJ | Ron Jeremy |
| RK | rake |
| RL | Red Lobster |
| RM | Rome |
| RN | RN (registered nurse) |
| RO | rook (chess piece) |
| RP | rapper |
| RQ | raquetball |
| RS | Ross (Friends) |
| RT | rot (carion) |
| RU | roulette |
| RV | RV (Recreational Vehicle) |
| RW | row |
| RX | T-Rex |
| SA | saw |
| SB | submarine |
| SC | scythe |
| SD | Star Destroyer |
| SE | semaphore |
| SF | San Francisco |
| SG | Stargate |
| SH | Stonehenge |
| SI | Satellite |
| SJ | Slim Jim |
| SK | skeleton |
| SL | seal |
| SM | Smoky the Bear |
| SN | Sonic the Hedgehog |
| SO | sofa |
| SP | spaghetti |
| SQ | squirrel |
| SR | Sarah Conner |
| ST | Starship Enterprise |
| SU | Steve Urkel |
| SV | starving |
| SW | swatter |
| SX | saxophone |
| TA | tank |
| TB | tub |
| TC | The Tick |
| TD | toad |
| TE | tent |
| TF | Tie Fighter |
| TG | tiger |
| TH | Thor |
| TI | tire |
| TJ | Trojan horse |
| TK | truck |
| TL | turtle |
| TM | timpani |
| TN | Tinman |
| TO | tomb |
| TP | Toilet Paper |
| TQ | tack |
| TR | bear trap |
| TS | Tom Sawyer |
| TU | tutu (a ballerina) |
| TV | televison |
| TW | Towel (Arthur Dent H2G2) |
| TX | Tex (a cowboy) |
| UA | United Airlines |
| UB | U-boat |
| UC | Unicorn |
| UD | U-derelict (the derelict from the movie Alien) |
| UE | Ukelele |
| UF | UFO |
| UG | Ugly |
| UH | Frankenstein "Uuuuuuuh.." |
| UI | unicyclist |
| UJ | Jorome Eugene Morrow (GATTACA) |
| UK | United Kingdom |
| UL | unlucky |
| UM | umbrella |
| UN | Uno (card game) |
| UO | ambiguously gay duo |
| UP | UPS truck |
| UQ | Ultra Quick (the Flash) |
| UR | urine |
| US | United States |
| UT | Ultra Terminator (T1000) |
| UV | hoverboard |
| UW | Under Water |
| UX | tuxedo |
| VA | Prince Valium (Spaceballs) |
| VB | volleyball |
| VC | vacuum |
| VD | video |
| VE | vending machine |
| VF | Venus Flytrap |
| VG | Vegas |
| VH | Van Helsing |
| VI | visor |
| VJ | Virgil |
| VK | viking |
| VL | Vlad (Count Dracula based on him) |
| VM | Venom (spiderman) |
| VN | Vogon (H2G2) |
| VO | volcano |
| VP | vampire |
| VQ | ventriloquist |
| VR | Virtual Reality |
| VS | vase |
| VT | vault |
| VU | vulture |
| VW | Volkswagon |
| VX | vortex |
| WA | whale |
| WB | web |
| WC | witch |
| WD | weed |
| WE | welder |
| WF | Warf (Startrek) |
| WG | wig |
| WH | whip |
| WI | wine |
| WJ | wedge |
| WK | wok |
| WL | wall |
| WM | Wal-mart |
| WN | window |
| WO | wolf (werewolf) |
| WP | weapons |
| WQ | wicker |
| WR | wizard |
| WS | walrus |
| WT | Water Tower |
| WU | Worm-tongue (wurm) |
| WV | weaver |
| WX | wax |
| XA | A-team (Mr. T) |
| XB | Beast (X-men) |
| XC | Cyclops (X-men) |
| XD | Dark Tower (Barad-dûr from LOTR) |
| XE | electric eel |
| XF | Phantom of the Opera |
| XG | Gambit (X-men) |
| XH | helicopter |
| XI | xylophone |
| XJ | Jubilee (X-men) |
| XK | Ghengis Kahn |
| XL | Lord of the Ring (Sauron) |
| XM | Magneto (X-men) |
| XN | Night Crawler (X-men) |
| XO | Ororo Munro (a.k.a Storm from X-men) |
| XP | python |
| XQ | Quasar |
| XR | Rogue (X-men) |
| XS | Spiderman |
| XT | Terminator (model 101) |
| XU | Uruk-hai |
| XV | Xavier (X-men) |
| XW | Wolverine (X-men) |